(Please be aware, this article was posted on April 1st)
There are Monopoly editions for properties in Amsterdam, Oxford, and London; editions for Rhode Island, the Red Sox, and Coca-Cola. There are even editions for SpongeBob Square Pants, Frozen, and Star Wars–and not just a generic Star Wars edition, mind you, but one specifically designed for the Clone Wars.
Today, Hasbro, the US toymaker released MONOPOLY-the Publishers’ edition.
First released in 1935 as a game to teach children the evils of unchecked market capitalism, MONOPOLY-The Publishers’ edition keeps the tradition going.
Players roll a die, move their piece around the board, purchasing rival publishers and charging opponents rents.
While the most expensive pieces of real estate (Boardwalk and Park Place) reserved just a small corner of the original game, the Publishers’ Edition is dominated by just three properties–Elsevier, Wiley, and SpringerNature, which together occupy three-quarters of available properties. Smaller society and association publishers are crammed into the remaining squares.
Utility squares (formerly represented by railroads, waterworks, and the electric company), are now the properties of reference managers, metrics companies, and social media services. The Income Tax square is renamed VAT and is waived for anyone making more that $1 million.
Peer Review replaces the corner jail; however, a player can roll out early (‘fast-tracked’) by paying $750. Free Parking, thankfully, is still free.
Two of the original player pieces–the top hat and race car–remain. The boot has been replaced by a pair of designer heels and the thimble has been replaced by a hand-held mobile device. The last piece is a replica of Steve Jobs made from precision-milled aluminum.
Chance and misfortune still play a part in the Publishers’ edition in redesigned player cards, which now include:
- Sign exclusive textbook deal with Texas State Board of Education. Collect $10 million!
- Editorial board defects, starts new journal. Lose turn.
- Sued by researcher over article retraction. Pay $50,000!
- Go public! Collect $5 million from venture capitalists and draw a Chance card.
- Republish other publishers’ CC-BY articles. Collect $10,000 and roll again.
- Subscription vendor declares bankruptcy. Pay each library $5,000.
- Librarian names you a “predatory publisher” on blog. Ignore and roll again.
Buy it today! Next year’s price is expected to go up by 6.1%.